From volume 1 of my life: The Bird Poop
So it was recess and suddenly i felt something hit my head, i thought it was just rain drop but my friend pointed it out saying it looked like glue. I touched it without thinking what it could be then saw it on my hand and it was still warm and liquidy but there were hard parts too and it was gross.
There's this myth about turning into stone when a bird poops on you and my friends and later my mom kept teasing me and i was so scared i didn't wanna become a statue
Yes that was my elementary school uniform